*Your kart is a heavyweight one, you have high speed, but low acceleration. However, you can knock around the lower weight classes easier. Are you okay with this?*
*The kart is driving slightly faster, and an item box is hit and you got... A STAR! Do you use it, or wait?*
Mario & Luigi: *starts driving faster after noticing the star*
*Tyler's put in the back and now your in the front, you passed Bowser and Koopa Troopa! Using the star, Toad and Toadette are trying to escape.*
(PS: they cant.)
Lukas: I’ll choose the barrel one…
Tyler: Noooo I don’t want the bawwew!
Lukas: SHUT UP KID I’M OLDER SO I MAKE THE DECISIONS.
Tyler: Bich >:(
Lukas: TYLER, YOU DO NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE!
*Your weight is low, letting the heavy characters knock you around easier, but your kart makes it a little heavier. You have a high acceleration, but low speed. Are you okay with this?*
Tyler: *about to choose Flower cup*
Lukas: *smacks Tyler’s hand and chooses Mushroom cup*
Tyler: OW BICH >:(
Lukas: TYLER, LANGUAGE YOU WHINY PIECE OF SHIT!
*You passed them! Now you have a new problem on your hands, theres a blue shell. You gotta outrun it, or get far enough to not lose your lead when hit.*
*3...
2...
1...
You got hit with the blue shell, but luckily you were far enough. However... Tyler is barely hanging on in the back.*
(thats how mk double dash blue shells work)
Tyler: *falls off the moment they reached the finish line and gets run over by all the other racers*
Lukas: TYLER I TOLD YO- go***amn it… we reached the finish though!
*The kart still spun out.*
(Note: Double Dash doesn't let you do a boost start unless you are perfect)
*Your still in last, but luckily you got a item box and you got... the chain chomp!*
*You use them, but you only ended up passing Baby Mario and Baby Luigi since you were kinda far behind.*
Baby Mario & Baby Luigi: WAAAAAH-
*But you leave them in the dust.*
Lukas: Screw it- *grabs Tyler and throws him in front, he goes back* DRIVE!
Tyler: BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TOO!
Lukas: THEN LEARN QUICK, MAKE SURE TO GET TO THE ITEM BOXES!
YOU WERE ONE DAY, PLAYING YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME MARIO KART DOUBLE DASH WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. SUDDENLY, YOU WERE BOTH SUCKED INTO THE GAME... NOW YOU HAVE TO WIN THE GRAND PRIX IN ORDER TO GET OUT.