okay fr tho u can't run away from eternal return. its the theory that's a dreadful extension of the big bounce theory. it theorizes that every time the universe renitiates a big bang after every single amount of energy in the universe has collected into a single black hole, that the circumstances will be the exact same. every. single time.
therefor the eternal return theory states you've typed that very message infinite times before, and will type it infinite times in the 'future.'