anyways bye i think,,

Gn

mii

*Kashiko proceeds to perform the magic trick where a lady is sawed in half. Sayori is placed in the top half compartment with her upper body sticking out, and Natsuki is placed in the lower half compartment with her legs sticking out*
Sayori: *pretends to scream as Kashiko ‘slices’ her in half*
Kashiko: To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sliced Sayori in half!
Sephiroth: Kashiko, you can’t just ‘slice’ Sayori in half. Hasn’t she suffered enough?

do Monika then

Kashiko: Time for another practice run then
*Monika enters the top half compartment while Yuri enters the bottom compartment*
Monika, as Kashiko is attempting to ‘slice’ her in half: End my suffering now
Sephiroth: No, Monika. This will be on the second actual show because you deserve it. Kashiko did Sayori dirty last time
Kashiko: Hey Yuri, remember when Sephiroth just said to the audience in the previous show “You’re cheering. The bun of all people just got ‘sliced’ in half and you’re cheering”?
Yuri, muffledly: Yeah, that was hilarious and kinda weird ngl 👍

Spee-heed.