A ASIAN A BLACK AND A WHITE GUY WERE IN PRISON; THE PRISON MANAGER GAVE THEM A CHANCE TO GET OUT, AS IT WAS THE PRESIDENTS BIRTHDAY; PRISON MANAGER: IF ALL THE COMBINED LENGTH OF YOUR P**ISES COMES TO 10 INCHES, YOU WILL GET OUT. THE BLACK MAN HAD 5 INCHES.
THE WHITE MAN HAD 4 INCHES.
THE ASIAN MAN HAD 1 INCH. AS THEY WALK OUT THE BLACK MAN ARGUES THAT THEY GOT OUT BECAUSE OF HIM. THE WHITE MAN ARGUES THAT HE WAS THE REASON THE GOT OUT. AT LAST THE ASIAN MAN EXCLAIMED: “IF I DIDN’T HAVE AN ERECTION, WE WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN OUT!”
