Actually no i dont. For one, where the hell did you get that. For two, why are you talkin? For three, that template does not match your words. For four, I know you just a kid. One more thing, have some real humor in your life.
1. Kiddo, go back to school and learn how to write
2. Let's just end this conversation, it is going nowhere with our mutual stubbornness
3. I actually have, oh, surprise, surprise, humor and friends in my life