Bite me

General Killous: How much are they?

Chompette: 15 coins

General Killous: *Puts four plasma sword blades bear your beck with 4 cybernetic arms holding them* I will get them for free or you die!

Bombette: NO! *chomps eat the blades and all his wepons*

General Killous: Fine I'll pay you 15 coins but you owe me 4 plasma swords

Chompette: 15 coins first

General Killous: *Pays her 30 coins and makes a hand gesture for four plasma swords* The army I am a general of is tight on finances right now so I am trying not to spend money on things we might not need*

Chompette: *hands him 2 chomps and 4 plasma swords* plesuare doing this with you

General Killous: Thank you *Walks away putting the plasma swords on his belt*

- Give me them for free!

Chompette: fine. only cuase your my boss

Bowsette: Thanks! maybe i could get peach with this!

Chompette: wouldnt they eat her why not use them on mario

Finn: how much….

Chompette: 15 coins

Finn: 15!??!

Bombette: they are special fire spitting chomps

Minus: omg how much

Chompette: 15 coins

Minus: Hold on aren't you technically also a Chain Chomp?

Chompette: inever thought abt it that way

Minus: So can't I technically buy YOU?

Luna: yea

Minus: Bet I'll Buy you

Chompette: ok

Minus: Cool

Choompette: but the thing is. i have a boss and another job and ur a perv

Minus: Nah. I just enjoy human trafficking

Cchompette; o.k..... bye

Minus: See ya

THE END

*wrong oc name sorry)

Chompette: 15 coins

Chompette: Thank you for your service!! *she hands zack a chomp* will that be all for today

Yuko:How many chomps are there????

hompette: 1 foor 15 coins

Yuko:Uh, does it get big after a while?

Chompette: no.... but they spit fire

Yuko:How big are those guys anyway?

Chompette: 150 punds