what's with calling it a machine if it isn't even one

A bit less? Was there candy in the top one?

Nahhhh, that was the Mystery Machine! (Scooby-Doo and his gang.)

I know, it's a joke

ah ok.

I remember getting ice cream from that van! but I don't recall that top one

Uhhhhh... WHAT??? HOW do you NOT recognize the MYSTERY MACHINE???

what's a mystery machine? My parents told me they were gonna watch a scary show in their bedroom, and a few minutes later, I heard screaming! I went to go check up on them and they were watching a really weird show with ghosts and a dog that talks, and the weirdest part is that my mom was naked and my dad was, too! I don't think they were watching the movie though. So I went outside and got ice cream from that white van, and the man in there was so nice, that he gave the ice cream to me for free! Only as long as I got in the back of his van. We went to McDonald's and guess what? He got me another ice cream! And then we went to a dark cave where he stripped off some of my skin. And then he took me home. I'm up for adoption now in Mississippi.

The name of the vehicle on the top.

never heard of it

oh... Well then... WATCH SCOOBY-DOO!

sorry, bed time for me, i'll see u tomorrow

ah ok... Want to MC later?

idk what that means, anyway, BeDtImE

Memechat (the envelope in the corner of the screen)

Hits harder than the driver's bumper and his belt

What if u was kidnapped by both

why would you be KIDNAPPED by Mystery Inc.??? (The Mystery Machine, their vehicle, is the top one)

I was a suspect

And I like running

uhhh okayyyy... but if you were a suspect, you would not be taken with them... you would only be quickly interrogated.

No because I’m ✨ExTrA✨ and difficult

well you still wouldn't be taken... You would still only be interrogated...

no, not the white van I've already been stolen by that same exact van. I escaped but it still scares me