Officer, it’s this comment right here

ikr? like when i went to the blood bank, they were so rude when i jumped in a giant tank of blood. they were like "get out of there, youre contaminating the blood, and were going to call 991" never going back there again

Damn I wish they allowed us to do that
Sadly the FDA doesn’t allow it

Yeah relatable, like everytime I donate a kidney, they're like, sir these aren't adult kidneys, they're baby sized. And I'm all like bruh.

Like they say: Donate one kidney and you’re a hero. Donate five and you’re under investigation

I get my blood fresh from the people who make fun of me 😊

Talk about a bloodbath.

It’s more like he’s bathing in his pimple juices

EW

That is arguably worse.