why is the splatoon lore so crazy

Uh... I think it's best that you don't.

I want to know.

SO, should we start with the nice stuff, or the dark stuff?

Chronological order

You're gonna have to watch youtube vids for that... it takes me a long time to type that stuff

alrighty

i know every last drop of lore

Same I tell my friends who dont play splatoon about it and they are honestly worried about my health

i once spent literally 7 hours straight in the car telling my bff about it all and i got 6 hours in before i noticed he was aslee

*p

LMAO

yeah

Fr, my mom thinks it's an innocent squid game, even when I did explain the lore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqhwVC3DMAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGoXfNQGRYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DjGc9tinWI

Here's some more than

ok

watch the tapes

bussin