yummy smoothie

Chinese food

Is he gonna eat the cat or is the cat gonna eat him? Either way I think the cat is gonna do it.

i agree, fellow sunburned mudkip :)

Sorry about the bizarre username.😂😂 I usually edit my username to fit the context for what is going on right now. Since it is almost summer, and I usually always get sunburned for some reason, i changed my name to this lol.

yeah, like how people make christmas themed or halloween themed usernames at that time of the year

why does he look so fat but muscular at the same time?

Gut

Its a phenomenon called "Fatscular"