Wait till they realise Carpet is the name of the dog

Wait, you guys don’t eat carpet?

Well my plans are ruined for today

Imagine eating carpet instead of the floor

im one of those people who eat paper instead of carpet. im not really on a diet, i just like paper better. (also, im not joking)/real /notsarcastic /seemslikeitisajokebutisactuallynotajoke /seemslikefailedsarcasmbutisactuallyrealandthatiswhyitseemslikefailedsarcasm

I love how they managed not to notice it TWICE in two different languages

Who dafuq eats the carpet anyways?

I prefer carpets in casinos better, they are just more flavorful

Because there's a sign for it, that means that someone or many someones have tried it.

das how u know tey do have food