Wait till they realise Carpet is the name of the dog

Wait, you guys don’t eat carpet?

im one of those people who eat paper instead of carpet. im not really on a diet, i just like paper better. (also, im not joking)/real /notsarcastic /seemslikeitisajokebutisactuallynotajoke /seemslikefailedsarcasmbutisactuallyrealandthatiswhyitseemslikefailedsarcasm

I prefer carpets in casinos better, they are just more flavorful

Who dafuq eats the carpet anyways?

Because there's a sign for it, that means that someone or many someones have tried it.

Well my plans are ruined for today

I love how they managed not to notice it TWICE in two different languages

das how u know tey do have food

Imagine eating carpet instead of the floor