Just a little help for those that have a Wii.

i don’t think you’re supposed to cook them

i was able to cook mine just fine! they come out great if you know how to cook em.

Nah, I homebrewed my 3ds before
I know the procedure

3ds homebrewing is NOT the same as wii, you might brick it.

Ik, but the steps are about the same

Put all the required files in an sd card, put it in the wii, do some kind of fancy shit to hack it

it's different in some decent ways such as the 5 different methods (LetterBomb is recommended) and also the homebrew channel is WAY more accessable to new hackers than the 3ds homebrew. more friendly too.

What if I don't have a wii 💀

Then buy a wii if you want to mod one 🤯

Ejaculate inside its disk drive...make it feel nice...it's been in the closet for long it deserves a reward...

make sure you use a condom... otherwise you might have an unexpected surprise.

Put a slice of salmon in the disc holder

chicken works best.

Here's a special brew i taught myself! You need...

4 Tomatoes
1 Wii Sports disk
1 Mii
1 garlic
1 Wii
1 Wii Remote
1 NunChunk
3 Pikmins
2 salmons
Finally, the secret ingredient...Cocaine (or for family friendly stuff, KoolAid)

Smoosh them all together, and bake in a CockPot for 150 Degrees, for 5 hours, Wait a little to cool, and enjoy! Warning: may cause Vomit, Nausea, Death, and in most cases, Cancer!