Shhh...don't worry I'm using protection

Wtf your username

Protection for wha?

Protection aka condom

I know. That was kind of a rhetorical question.

“ I gotta Glock in my Rari”
“17 shots!”

“Hmm, needs more salt.”

"The salty aftertaste isn't intentional"

Vitamin D

"Oh, your finally awake."

elden ring

Do you like my basement bed

This is how the best books/movies start tbh. Especially funny ones

Scalpel?...Pincers?...Oops...

I love poop.
See me and you go bye bye

Idk and rickroll
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and dessert you.
:oooo

hi want some pie

"We should definitely f**k"

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

mmm you got some nice toes

"Your ear smells delectable."
*starts sucking out the earwax*

Couldn't think of anything more cursed.