MY NAME IS CRAIG TUCKER, LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY. MY GRANDMA GAVE ME A CHECK FOR $100. I WAS SOOOO HAPPY. BUT THEN, FOUR KIDS FROM MY SCHOOL CAME AND TOOK MY BIRTHDAY MONEY. THEY SAID I SHOULD INVEST IT IN BECOMING A PERUVIAN FLUTE BAND, THEY ALSO SAID I WOULD DOUBLE MY MONEY IN ONE AFTERNOON. BUT THEN THE GOVERMENT ARRESTED US, ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER PERUVIAN FLUTE BANDS. THEN THEY SENT US TO AN INTERNMENT CAMP IN MIAMI. WE BEGGED TO GO HOME, BUT INSTEAD, THEY SENTY US TO PERU. THAT IS WHY I AM IN PERU. IF I DIE, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FOUR KIDS THAT I DONT EVEN LIKE, LIED TO ME AND STOLE MY BIRTHDAY MONEY. T H E E N D
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