ONE TIME I WAS IN THE LUNCH LINE, AND I GRABBED A PIECE OF PIZZA, AND THE LUNCH LADY YELLED BLOODY MURDER, AND TOLD ME TO GET AWAY, AND THEN WHEN I WALKED AWAY SHE CALLED ME UGLY, THEN UGLY AGAIN, AND THEN SHE CALLED ME PIG LOOKING, AND A FAR @SS. AND I HAVEN'T GONE BACK SINCE.