People will use any excuse to go to war

STARTING A WAR, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO CONQUER MORE LANDS; STARTING A WAR, BECAUSE THEY ASSASSINATED YOUR ARCHDUKE; STARTING A WAR, BECAUSE THEY KIDNAPPED YOUR WIFE; STARTING A WAR, BECAUSE THEY THREW YOUR GUYS OUT THE WINDOW; STARTING A WAR, BECAUSE THEY STOLE YOUR BUCKET; STARTING A WAR, BECAUSE A SERBIAN FARMER INSERTED A BOTTLE INSIDE HIS ANUS