Your basic average furry is a man in his 30's:
Overweigh, socially inept, and really dirty.
Says he has Asperger's so he doesn't have to answer to the way he kills conversations faster than cancer.
Furries like to have competitions to see who can find the most things wrong with them.
To try to get attention, they'll pretend to have depression or cry about their past in a roleplay session.
Furries love each other, cause no one else will.
They live in furry houses in the middle of hixville.
Having little parties with their pursuits on.
Here's a tip from anonymous: you're doing it wrong.