.

YOUNG MAN YOURE GROUNDED

would've been funnier if you said his entire username

I’ll call him by his irl name

oh wait your not del
nbm

Mhm

WHY?

FOR BEING A HORNY BITCH

:(
But I refused the urge to stroke my meat

Okay..good job?

Still. *enter full name here* you’re groundedn

WHYYYYYYYYYY

FOR SAYING YOU WANT TO F**K SOMEONE

But I didn't frack anyone!

YOU WANTED TO. THATS MY EX MOM BITCH

idc if shes your ex boyfriend I've had a crush on her before you were even born so I can't help the fact that I want to do my sus things :(

my ex what

No no no, my ex WHAT?

no I was being metophorical by saying "idc if shes your ex boyfriend"
basically I was like "idc what relationship she used to have with you"

Okay this started as a joke but shits getting real

HAHAHA fr

Anyways

wait how tall r u

5'2

ur taller than me

aww you're a baby
how tall are u?

rude

4,10

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HELLO TINY

stfu

you must be so small and adorable

actually shut the fuсk up

and no i'm not

lol i'm just being rude.

i'm legit 4 inches shorter than u 💀

okay then stopppp

Haha short ahh mf I’m 5’7

tall mother hecker.

I'd like to meet you irl

Im like 4 months older then you boy

thats not that much older.

Bruh I’m still older tho, and 5 inches taller. 5 inches is a lot- wait a damn min

5 INCHES IS A LOT?

YESSSS!!!

Well.. yeah no

NO

same

nicee

me whos 6'1

bro is reaching those sauce numbers

sauce number?

yeah.
the user sauce.
he's like a giant

is bubblecum female?

random ahh question

and yes she is. why?

just curious

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok

yea

You are a goddam midget (I’m 5’11.)

you are a gosh darn giant

You obviously have never gone to the south Texas.

southern texas doesn't exist

thats mexico

Texas is too big to be considered one whole thing. Also we beat Mexico lol

texmexico fine

DONT YOU F**KING DISREPECT THE BEST STATE.

u guys live in a fuсking greenhouse

I’m too busy crying into my oil and tobacco

LMFAO

at least i don't live on a fuсking 268k sq mi farm with 90° weather all year round

That’s not how it works. It’s 100ish for 1/4 90 for a 1/2 and -10 for a 1-4

jesus christ

it gets down to -8° on avg where i live

Well, unless you live in California, you can’t be worse then where my mom and my little brother are moving. COLORADO. HE CANT EVEN DO POT

**can get down to

oop

i'd never move to colarado. massachusetts whether is pretty unarguably the best. we get 95° weather down to -8° whether on an annual avg.

also colarado gets way more blizzards then we do

Okay massive two shits resident

what the fuсk did you just say

ik ik you're sooooo cute and adorable and tiny
4 inches is a lot

no it is not ?

yes it is.

Like a 4 inch weener is bigger than my 0 inch weener

WHAT

naw u really just said that