Sandra

I f**ked your sister 😏
"I don't have a sister"
You will in nine months 😏

Fetus deletus 😏

I like playing with my siblings 😏

That dog looks nice 😏
Your mom blew my mind 😏

Num num num 😏

I found the person who asked😏

me

im the guy who asked

if someone says who asked say evilwolf323

I ate a baby 😏

I'm sick 😏

My parents aren't home 😏

The key to making General Tso’s chicken is to not use chicken, make that food bark. 😏

Huh?!

I learned after eating school food and it would play fetch with me and bark.

Im playing a game😏

i slammed my pen*s on the car door😏

You slammed your pen*s on the car door😏

ベリーのもぐもぐむにゃむにゃ

ベリーのもぐもぐむにゃむにゃ 😏

WTF IS THAT

WE slammed OUR pen*s on the car door 😏

no its. I THLAMED MY PENITH IN THE CAR DOWR

My dad hits me 😏

I ran over someone 😏

Oh no this happened on my lol meme prepare for a comment overload

Bruh get out of my walls 😟

Just sayin...

You’re still In there

wdym

It’s an inside joke don’t worry about it

Time for Google...

Google ain’t telling you shut 😭

Yeah lol

I had dinner last night 😏

In Jo mama’s house

THATS A REGULAR SENTENCE?

Totally

i love to play with kids 😏

😏

I am in my bed alone (I can't find the emoji)

😏 here rewrite this sentence and copy the emoji from me and use it

I am in bed alone 😏

you want my sister or whatever what gender r u

Girl, and I am not gay

u want me?

No!

You are too ugly. And you aren't even 6 ft tall

me not being 6 foot tall is true i am 5'11 also you dont even know what i look like

Do you have Reddit?

You are ugly then, i don't even need to see a picture

yes