Gnib note: sounds a bit Chinese

I just ordered a chinese food recipe, can I borrow the cat?

Recipe book

sure, just eat the entire cat or cook it

The secret to General Tso's chicken is to not use chicken

cool, but can i blend an entire dog and eat it?

If you do it in pieces. It won't fit otherwise. Tried it.

well why not chop off a dog's leg and eat it?

You can, but some dogs don't have much meat on the legs

ok, i guess i could do that

“The secret to general Tso’s chicken is to not use chicken”

“Oh, no wonder why my school food barks!”

No you can't

Fine. Can I keep the cat?

Fine, I'll take my neighbors kid

Ah yes. The cursed two faced version of myself