DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL TO BE A CHEMIST AT COLLAGE? AND THEN FAILED THAT CLASS FOUR TIMES TO GO TO ANOTHER COLLAGE TO BECOME A SCIENTIST? THEN ALSO FAILED THAT CLASS SO YOU COULD GO TO ANOTHER COLLEGE TO TRY TO BECOME A SCHOOL TEACHER? AND ALSO FAIL THAT CLASS SO YOU CAN GO AND STAY AT HOME TO HAVE A REALLY DEPRESSING LIFE BEFORE HANGING YOURSELF IN YOUR BASEMENT? PEPPERIDGE FARM REMEMBERS!