Ask me. Go on, its the most ANNOYING thing in the world.

What happened?

Do you have like that signature gamertag? the one that you use everywhere?

Uhhhh, sorta...

I have a signature gamer tag, and guess what it is:
Nomnom896
But guess what
It was stolen by that FUDGING LUNATIC when I got here.
The worst part is,
people think I'm the alt and now I hate it even more.
You may all think "Coincidence? I THINK NOT." but it's true.
I hate nomnom for stealing my gamer tag, making my life miserable, and
(though I cannot blame him or her for this) BEING HERE AT THE MOST UNLUCKY OF TIMES.
By releasing this Everyones probably going to go "NOW WE HAVE PROOF!"
But the truth is that I'm not nomnom.
I can truly and cleanly say that I am not nomnom.
I've filled my soul with integrity, and I'm speaking truthfully.
(And anyway, I have different styles of talking than him from what I ascertained before he left to go commit die.)

Huh... Wow, never knew that one!

can we do murder?

Yes.
On nomnom.
If they haven't committed die
I shall make him do a written apology with his account.
AND PROVE THAT IM NOT NOMNOM.

COME ON! What is it?

It being the gamertag.