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I'm only human after all | image tagged in i'm only human after all | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Imagine being human
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true
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The hardest pass of all the hard passes in the quantum universe
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the only difference is that samus is actually hot
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True
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🄓
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pass
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Hard pass
( if I was a squirrel, I’d say smash)
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Sandy is my queen. Her tight squirrel body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to her. One day I'm going to meet her and she'll become my owner. She'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. She would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. She'd talk dirty to me in her sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and she would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", she'd taunt me as I almost choke in her godly brownies. After emptying her bowel into my throat she'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. She'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. She'd bite my balls with her sexy squirrel teeth as a punisment for coming too quickly. Then she'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like her own squirrel baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" She'd make her breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything she'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become her live sex toy. After a day of loving she'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve her again, be her slave, be her pet. I love you Sandy.
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is that that one balisong guy
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????????????????????
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the guy on the left
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no
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he looks like him
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tf you mean

whos the "balisong guy"
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this one dude who has a yt channel that pertains to balisongs
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frfr
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i forgor his name
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You need some help
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ayo
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My friend looked over my shoulder and fr said "I just... I just want to f**k her" šŸ’€
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deadass? šŸ’€
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And this is why you darken your screen in class
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You do that too?!
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Yeah
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Yes, I do it before typing something like ā€œ Sandy is my queen. Her tight squirrel body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to her. One day I'm going to meet her and she'll become my owner. She'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. She would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. She'd talk dirty to me in her sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and she would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", she'd taunt me as I almost choke in her godly brownies. After emptying her bowel into my throat she'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. She'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. She'd bite my balls with her sexy squirrel teeth as a punisment for coming too quickly. Then she'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like her own squirrel baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" She'd make her breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything she'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become her live sex toy. After a day of loving she'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve her again, be her slave, be her pet. I love you Sandy.ā€
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BRO I DON'T NEED TO READ IT AGAIN!
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Oh sry Sandy is my queen. Her tight squirrel body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to her. One day I'm going to meet her and she'll become my owner. She'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. She would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. She'd talk dirty to me in her sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and she would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", she'd taunt me as I almost choke in her godly brownies. After emptying her bowel into my throat she'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. She'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. She'd bite my balls with her sexy squirrel teeth as a punisment for coming too quickly. Then she'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like her own squirrel baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" She'd make her breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything she'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become her live sex toy. After a day of loving she'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve her again, be her slave, be her pet. I love you Sandy.
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Fredbear's Family Diner William Afton and Henry opened in 1967 the family friendly Fredbear's Family Diner, featuring a brown furry suit of a bear as a mascot. Henry would usually wear the suit, as they didn't have enough money to hire someone to do the job for a long time and they were studying at the time. William studied engineering and Henry business adminstration and communication. William met an unnamed woman, with whom he married and three years later had a boy challed Michael. They met in the court; William was being charged for murdering a child that allegedly was crying outside the Diner for being scared of Fredbear, the bear, and she was working selling hot-dogs in from of the building. (Btw, he was released because they didn't have evidences pointing it). It took them four years to actually achieve any success with the Diner, as they learnt from little Michael that Fredbear was boring. William them designed a new mascot: a yellow furry suit of a rabbit called Bonnie. The chemistry between both characters worked like black magic and the success rained on them like rain in a rainy day. The amount of money they got was so much, William used it to test his engineering skills, designing the first two Spring Lock suits: which were obviously Bonnie and Fredbear. The success increased. Freddy Fazbear's Pizza The Diner's success was so big, a company decided buy it and open a franchise around it. Hanry and William sold it, seeing a whole lot of profit coming from it, but there was a catch: the company used sneaky legal actions that allowed them to have the diner 100% under their possession, erasing Henry's and Michael's name from it. The company then opened Fazbear's Entertainment to take care of everything. William was so pissed because of this he cut any relationship with anyone involved with the franchise. Henry, on the other hand, didn't know any other thing to do, so he asked for a job; he became Phone Guy. FFP opened in 1973, and featured four furry suits of animals: Freddy Fazbear, a recolour of Bonnie, Chica and Foxy The Pirate. This made William even more pissed when he learnt they made four animatronics without him. He started planning his revenge. Btw, the Diner was still opened - as a sister location for FFP. The Origin of Purple Guy In 1976 William had twins: a little blonde girl and a little brunette boy. He started to teach Michael to take care of them, because "Daddy won't be around forever". During his free time, William started designi
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"Sandy's a girl?!"

-Patrick Star
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i'd say smash but that's not actually Samus
pass
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solid snake lore
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ong
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FR
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