he doesn't have an age but ig somewhere around 18

why are you gay

mewo: i am bisexual *cries*

YOU ARE HALF GAY
HALF THE HOMO
HALF THE HETERO

mewo: :(

wanna see a magic trick

mewo: will it make kitty wanna have sex with me

no
*pulls pipe bomb out of hat that wasn't there before*

mewo: food

hl2 stalker scream or nah

mewo: no *does a femboy scream*

wrong

mewo: oh

*pulls another hat out of my hat*

mewo: nice hat

*more hats that spawn more hats begin coming out of the hats*

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

mewo: i only have the hits for my friend not some water dog.

hots

What is the best thing to you? Out of all the things, what is best?

mewo: kitty, i wanna f**k her

Who the hell is kitty?

(this girl)
mewo: only the greatest friend ever~!

Hmm...you have weird taste. If I were to put it up anyone it'd be this person.

mewo: he's hot too

MY MAN!!

mewo: kitty is better.

She appears to be 2 feet tall...

mewo: she's 6'7

how many genders

mewo: 4

Name them.

mewo: male, female, intersex, nonbinary
mewo: only ones that really matter-

Wrong. Man And Woman.

mewo: hm.

(mewo has been cancelled)

What is your opinion on the hit game pizza tower?

mewo: i play it, i get B ranks

???: ever seen a 5.56 round before?

mewo: for what

???: protocol

mewo: are you gonna ask questions

???: no shit sherlock

mewo: what are you gonna ask

???: wait until we get back

mewo: alright

*later at an FOB (Forward Operating Base)*

mewo: ok

???: Alright, now that we are here we can start

mewo: can i eat it

???: no but it kills things

mewo: is it edible tho

???: No

mewo: *eats it*

???: *unholsters HK416*

mewo: quite delice

???: Imma need you to come with me

mewo: why

???: Interrogation