>i wake up 25 minutes late
>i get up and start having breakfast
>apricot jumps onto the table so i pick her up to put her on the floor
>apricot stabs me
>it hurts a lot
>i finish breakfast and go to school
>people are really annoying
>school ends
>i get on the bus
>somebody starts screeching
>somebody else starts tapping my shoulder when i'm not looking
>i hope to grab their hand so i can stab them with a pencil
>that doesn't happen
>i get home
>my brother's hogging the TV so i can't play on the xbox to be less angry