"Now Bert, today is November 22nd, 1963. The president is on his way through Dallas. The feds managed to find Oswald before he can take the shot. And you know what that means"; "I know I know, I'm sorry. I didn't think offering Oswald a coupon for bananas would lead to this"; "Yeah well you Single Handley altered the timeline, which has drastic consequences. You know what to do. Remember to aim."; "Forgive me Mr. President..."