this is a (goofy ah) threat

i sense british colonization

im gonna colonize columbine

fun me too

"Tis' isn't a good day for school. I shall blunderbuss these hooligans" - quiet gentlemen

Not funny
People actually die from that stuff

People can die from anything
Therefore
Nothing's funny

Bro I legit collect swords, wanna collab

like how

all of thou other redcoats with their pumped up kicks shall run from my gun