kermit in love

So like I like this girl like I love her and but like she likes this femboy twink and I was wondering if y'all know how to get away with murder

Step 1 to getting away with murder: don’t leave traces of you (wear gloves, masks, and disable all cameras) then leave a murder weapon with someone else’s finger print or pretend he commuted suicide

You should wrestle him, prove to her you are SUPERIOR

Ok he a weak ass mf so I could probably do that
I don't think she will like that though ngl

Then you are f**ked. Wait for their relationship to die when they break up and swoop his girl

I don't think they have a relationship ship yet

Jut wait for them to have one. Or be funny, simp, and show you love her.

I don't think women like simps

Fine then, flirt

How

Make funny jokes, show her indirectly that you like her. The worst she can do is hate you. There are more fish in the sea

Hmm yeah ok
I just don't wanna ruin our friendship
There more fish but not more friendships like ours, forged over years

Then, you have to make a choice. Leave her,never love her. Or try and gamble

We'll see

Sylceon:

Exactly

I ot her by simping

I simp too why don't I got her 😔

cause i dont go: sex!!!!!!!

That was ONCE

Still. I haven't done it at all

Ok ok

You’ll be f**ked if you ask me

pretty easy if you plat your card right, hit me up if you need help brainstorming

I need help brainstorming