Boy Kisser

yummy yummy

YUMMY

You like kissing boys, don't you?

sure do

Im a boy

NOT MY SON

bruh

You and your sister and your husband Ryn raised me this way

what is going on

Uh um uhhh ummmm

hmmm

Sus things

devious

ryn did. not me or del

I believe that.

not mine

Oh :zad:

Wdym

?

mhm

Now kiss me
(In a aunt/step-mom way)

BITCH I AINT DONE SHIT
YOU WAS LIKE THIS WAY BEFORE I ADOPTED YOU

True but You still influenced me

Make sure your boners are longer than 5.16 inches

They are.

Regular size is like 2 inches but boner is about 6

What the duck is going on

Ok good you’re normal 👍🏾

Oh thank goodness

🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

You’re a grown ass 13 year old boy
There’s no way I’ve influenced your online behavior just because of a running joke

He finna get his ass whooped

I’m 14, moron.
And you havent influenced me much I just pretend like you did since you’re my big daddy

Alr you broke the fourth wall
Good

Mhm

Fr fr

I’ll whoop his ass if he ever touches you

uhhhhhhhhhh

*pats you on the cheek*

I give you permission to

W h a t

To beat him

NO I WOULD NEVER

“He finna get his ass whooped”

You finna get YOUR ASS whopped

Oh ok

Good enough.
😃

im not.

your dad will

Oh okay.

He always does im used to it

You’re joking

No im not

he..what

Like every day he beats me

good

Thank you

anytime

It’s Christmas in hollywood

that was random

Santa’s back up in the hood

k

So meet me under the mistletoe

*chancla in hand*

say that again

RELAX STEP MOM
Its lyrics to a song.

“Its christmas in hollywood
Santas back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Lets frackk”

Please don’t beat me

no cussin

I don’t cuss

you were gettin there

WOAH THERE YOUNG MAN

LETS FUU-

also...HUSBAND????

Yes husband.

thats your moms husband

U rite u rite

(Im quoting sauce)

It’s a tri-way adoption??

Yeah. Well, you and del had him. I adopted him

Had? I still am his dad

Had.like childbirth

What
I didn’t birth him

What

Idiot

Del didn

No she didn’t

Satire

C

you weird too

No kidding

real