HI I'M MATTHEW GRAVES, US ATTORNEY FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA; WITH THE HELP OF DIVERSE DEEPSTATE-FRIENDLY JUDGES, I'VE BEEN RUNNING SOVIET-STYLE SHOW TRIALS, WITH LOTS OF LEEWAY FOR FBI LIES & MISCONDUCT, IN ORDER TO PUT HARMLESS J6 TOURISTS IN PRISON FOR ABSURDLY LONG SENTENCES. THAT'S RIGHT, UNARMED MEN EGGED ON BY UNDERCOVER FEDS NEARLY TOPPLED THE US GOVERNMENT. WHY NOT?