Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Tangerine burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Tangrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Tangerine
Who proceeded to open up a can of Tangerine-Fu
When Tangerine came out of the blue
And he started beating up Tangerineuille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Tangerine popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Tangerine away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Tangerine Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Tangerine Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Tangerine came back covered in a tire track
But Tangerine jumped out and landed on his back
And Tangerine was injured, and trying to get steady
When Tangerine came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Tangerine took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Tangerine stole it and he shot and he missed
And Tangerine deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Tangerine tried to pole vault
Onto Tangerine Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Tangerine Tangerine
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Tangerine
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Tangerine changed back into Bruce Wank
But Tangerine saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Tangerine's head in between his thighs
Then Tangerine the Grey and Tangerine the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Tangerine Knight
And Tangerine and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Tangerine the Genie
RoboTangerine, The Tangerine, Captain Tangerine, and Darth Tangerine
Lo-Tangerine, Tangerineman, every single Tangerine
Tangerine S. Tangerine and Tangerine
