Unfortunately I was not that kid and never will be that kid

I was the fastest at 5th grade and in 6th grade, but still got no biches, eve today..

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So true

girls stopped caring about that after 3rd grade… although the fastest in my 4th grade class was this cute redhead named channing… i stopped crushing on him though when i found out he was a jerk. hold up, no one gives a crap

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