You can buy people for less

Ikr. The van that comes around once a month sells me children for $100. They make excellent stews.

and you can sell the kidneys on ebay

I normally eat them, I will have to try that

nahhh they taste too bitter
and the stomach is dangerously sour
pancreas are nice tho
the brain is juicy and tender, and also pretty sweet. however it's really messy and you need a fork and spoon
eyeballs are best 💯
I sell the kidneys and stomach on eBay for money

Hmm ok

Yeah, you can buy enough to feed yourself for life

Yup

Ohhh noooooo

My mom works at a bank and a person who came in to claim the life insurance told the whole dang tele novella of how her husband died.

Lovely. Also nice username

Thank you! I like yours as well

Thanks :)