i wish

̴̧̻͙͍̞͎̣̪̮̣̈́̉̑́̏̃͊̆͌ ̴̣͔̲͓͋͒̐̔̅͐̄͊͗͛̒̃͊̚͘͠͝ ̴̢̦̮̣̰͇͓̮͈̭̰̥̓̔͆͂́̊͛̊ ̸̨̧̛̛̭͔̟̲͍̦̽̄̓̎̈̄̓̕̕͝ ̷̧̤̝̭̯̾̓͐͊̀̃̾͛͝ͅ ̵̝̩̫̯̦͓͛̍͊̆̈́̒̂̿͐̔̀̓̂̑̈ ̴̻̻́̎͂̆̚ ̵̢͎̣̮̫͙͙͈̬̘̣͍̱̳͖̣̟͂̿̍͐̓̄͂͋̔́ ̸̛̳̪̺̩̹̣̩̬͙̘̦̼͚̄̏̔̀͂̾̐̒͒̚͝ ̸̯̟̣̳̼̣̰̺͙̈͆̓̈́͐̐́̇̆͊̅͛̚̕ͅ ̸̤͖̽̊̑͂̎̄́̚ ̸̮̞̘̯͊̍́ ̸̧̢̛̛̯̦̼̻̫͖̹̣̰̳̰͔̘́͋̉̀͛̂̈́͋̒̑̈̀̔̓̕ͅ ̵̢̛̮̖̫̪͚̱͈̖̎̏ ̶͍͐ͅ ̵̫̳̀͋͛͗̓́̏̐̊̃̿̓̄̃̕͘ ̵̧̨͕͓͉̟̥̙̻͔̞̙̘̙̤̓̈́̌͝ ̶̢̢̛̼̩̥̳̻̼̯̯͖̯̖͔̝̯͉̽͋́̈́̀͒́̏́̓͋̕ ̶̧͖̘̜͇̠͕̝͕̟̩̀͂̽ ̴̡̦̞̱̭͎͔̉̿̃̒̄̑͒ ̶̩͇̫̯̄̀̾̀̇̆̿̌́̈́͛͛͘ ̶̧͎̩̮̯̗̲͕͕̠̻͓̈́͗̎̕̕ͅ ̶͖̰̼̹̪͕̥͑͛̑̀̏̃̄̒̓͆̀̔͘̚ ̷̭͓̜̳̺̦̘͈̭͉̜̳̈́͆ ̶̡̡̬̘̣̩̒͋́́̿͋͌̿̀͐̽͊̽̐̆͝ ̵̻̽̽̿̽͒̕ ̵̡̠̭̝̭̣͔̫͖͚̼̝̙̯̻̽͌̀̓̚ ̸̧̻͉̗̠̪̬̟͖͗̔̀̃́̇̋̈̂̐͆̀̃̅͘̚ͅ╱̷̨̠̱̱̼̞͖͖̭̞̼̻̜̼̳͂́̈́̈́͛͌͗͆͋͝ͅ|̶̘̲͓̙̱̣͔̮̒͑̎́̐̓͛̔͗͆̂͑̄̚͠͝ͅ、̵͈̹̬͕̻̱̣̍̓̇͌͋͒̔̓̄̇̑͂̂̈́̎͜
̷̢̜̖͍̟͔̣̼̥̺̫̗̭͆̐̽͝ͅ ̶̞͈̉̅̿ͅ ̴̱̇̇͒̇̓ ̸̧̧̢͇͍̬͍̟̰̬͙̲̹̙͌̋͋͊͑͛̓̒͆͘͝ ̷̧̮̔̍͑̅͒͛̈́̀̈͝ ̶͙͍̩̪͕̀̒̀͆̐̃͌͋̌̾̒̍͌̇͌̚͘ ̸̧̺̻̼̩̲͈̼́̃̌ ̷̝̳͂̄̇͐̒͠ ̶̡̙͓̤͓̣̩̋̈́͑̔̏̇̎̌̀̚̚ ̴̨̻̺̮̱͈͊̀͆̓̾̈͛̊̈́͌̉̒͂͑́͝ ̵̨̭̼̯͕̖̠̙̳͓͕̹̳̱͖͎̍̓͜ ̸̲̈́̏̀͗̀̀͂̐̈́̄͐̅̕͘ ̷͉͔̦͔̦̭̗̇͌̾̈́̃͐͑͗͜ ̷̣̘̲͆ ̵̝͚̥͔̋͛ ̵̡͎͒̈́͗̒̉͋̿͘͠͝͠͠ͅ ̷̨̨̢̨̹̼̳̥͇̫̣̼̥̰̝͋̀̎͜͠ ̸̛̯̭̰͕̊̃̏͠͝ ̷̡̡̹͍̱̜̣̺̌̇̈́̀̈́̃̈̆̈́͊̀̀̔́̅̚ ̸̲͉͖͕̬͊̑̑̄̄̋͘͠͠ ̵̢̨̤̮̹̞̼̠̳͉̻͙̣̯̤̳̞̀̅͂͌̀̅̈́̈̈́̚ ̸̢̢̨̢̛̱̪̘̭͔̳̈́͋̈́͌̏̀͌̾͛̎̏̈̿̕̕͜͝ͅ ̶̼͔͉͇̤͔̜̳̿̇̉̿̈́͗̿̎̍͘͠͝ͅͅ ̸̨̡̘̮̩̤͎̝̣̠̯͖̥̭̺͙̽̋̉̿̂̈́̈́̓͘ͅ ̸̮͙͚͔̌̍̌͋ ̸̨̳͈̼͔̲̥̳͕̀̔̅͒͑̕ ̵̫̮͎̖̻͕͙͎̥̤͑̿̍̐̄̓͌(̸̨̤͔̤͍̮͕̟̥̩͉͈̗͎̔͐͆̈̓̆́˚̷̡̛̳͖̺͓̜̫̬̭̬͈̔͋͒̈́̅̒̊̓̓͘͝͝ͅˎ̵̪̙̥͈͙̿͐̅̐̐͐̒̈́̿͒̆̈́̌͗̈͂ ̵̮͙̫͙͈̒̋̾͆̈́̔̊̚̚͜͠。̴̛̜̪͓̹̫̭̭͓̫̪̗͈͚̹̍̓̍͆̓͋͛̚͜͝͝ͅ7̴̧̝͈̭̙͍̆͊̈́̅͋ ̵̧͔̲̗̫̳̲̤̋̋̀͛͆̇͆̋̍̑͝ ̶̡̧͉̦͎̜̫̬͖̦̣̕͜ͅ
̷̝̒͌̃̄̑̎̒͋ ̴̨̛̛̼͉̹̻̱̗̯̖̤̦͕̀̒͛͌̉͗̈́̏͗̑͗͆̏͐͝ͅ ̸̖̳̥̠͚̘͕̞̳̦̙͖͊̀͆̈́̃͐͂̈ ̴̣̙̯̹̗̱̫̖̱̝̑̕

whd abot me!!!

when your mom cares about a monkey instead of you...

"Mom, it's just a monkey!"
"So are you but do you see me complaining? This one is cuter and looks more like a human than you do."

...

'damn mom, way to ruin my day'

Yea, that poor baby black per- uhh I mean monkey

Ha, I’m a wanted felon in 42.0 states, you’ll never stop me

wrong stream, bozo

I said wrong stream dumbass

I know, that was the joke dumbass