forget about eyes, why this dude have holes in the sides of his face?

You mean ears?

no, look in his glasses, it looks as if he has holes in the sides of his face

Oh, I see it now lol!

yeah, ik right?

Fake eyes WHAT COULD BE BEHIND THE GLASSES

IDK, BETTER FIND OUT

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