The girl trying to scare me with her new Wednesday personality

That bitch ain't scaring me with a Wednesday personality.
Personally I'd rather fight a tiger than a Wednesday wannabe because at least the tiger can be calmed down

Also wednesday is actually supposed to be the most emotional one of the addams family. They straight up butchered her in the show

Meh, still don't wanna put up with that bs, cause at least a tiger won't constantly yell at ya

the most they can do is roar, and they can be tamed

Yep.
I ain't bringing no tiny store slices of lunch meat, no no, I'm probably gonna bring a few pounds worth of steaks.

A fed tiger is far from dangerous. Most I'll do is prob chill with the mf after it's been fed.