If I were you I would try to have as much soul as possible, and try to juke the giant ax by going right then instantly going left to cause a delay in it chasing you
"COMING SOON, TO A THEATER NEAR YOU! SHREK: SEMEN TSUNAMI! FEATURING TOM BERGERON AS SHREK, JACK BLACK AS DONKEY, TOM KENNY AS FIONA, AND A SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST; THE DISGUSTING RAGING CUMSACK CLAN!" -me, instead of reacting normally