tennis with your bare hands 😎

volleyball lore

I game 😎

time is a social construct 😎

Well one day I went into the bathroom. That day was March 10th. (2023, the prior month from now.) When I went into the bathroom I was very astounded to see my boyfriend was bathing in soup, but I did not understand at first. I saw the water in the tub was the color of chicken soup, and all around on the floor was empty chicken stock containers and open packets of powder soup. Also in the water or should I say stock was some floating lettuce and vegetables. When I came in my boyfriend shrieked a loud noise and told me get away from the bathroom.

When he came out he told me he was bathing in soup and that it is a tradition that a lot of boyfriends follow and most boyfriends bathe in soup. This is my first boyfriend I should say so I could not compare, but I had never heard about anyone talking about boyfriends bathing in soup.

I asked, why does he bathe in soup? He says it is just a good luxurious thing to do. I said, is it wasteful of food? He said it is not wasteful because it goes towards comfort and because he does eat soup of the soup during the bath.

Is it really normal for boyfriends to bathe in soup? 😎

I eat children 😎

https://objection.lol/courtroom/yousnoozeyoulose 😎

sussy imposter in da hood! da rizz is so much i can’t take it!!!!!!! only in ohio!!!!! 😎

I have 3.5 ingrown toenails 😎

I love kids 😎

time to continue selling children 😎

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