Like I said, he's not my oc. He belongs to Nintendo.

*I summon a portal under him, He falls through and appears next to me* "Are you ok??? Did they hurt you?"

Big Man: Ay, Ay, Ay! (They were a bunch of fangirls, but yeah, I'm okay!)

"That is good" *I motion to the restaurant behind us* "Do you wanna grab a bite and wait for them to leave?"

Big Man: Ay! (Sure!)

*I hold open the door*

*Big Man would walk into the resturaunt*

(I'm assuming that this is in splatsville/the splatlands. Magpie's an inkling, and a Splatlands bandit as a side gig)
*Magpie pulls out their (illegally) modified splattershot and points it at the inklings*
Magpie: Leave. the. dude. alone. capiche?

(Correct you are! It's splatsville)
*The fangirls run away*
Big Man: Ay! (Thanks!)

(Oh btw did you see sizzle season trailer?)

(unfortunately, no. exams are soon and i'm using some of the precious destressing time I have to be on imgflip)
Magpie: *thumbs up* No problem. Harassment sucks, even if you're an idol I suppose

(I have exams this week and then next week's the last week of school. Search it up whenever you get the time!)

Big Man: Ay... Ay? (Yeah, it does... So, what are you up to?)

(I will!)
Magpie: *putting away the splattershot* Getting some chow, then probably doing either salmon run shifts or turf war. Not sure yet

Big Man: Ay? (Could I join you?)

Magpie: Grabbing a snack, or doing some battles, or both?

Big Man: Ay! (Both!)

Magpie: Of course ya can then my dude

Big Man: Ay! (Thank you!)

(Also wow i just watched the sizzle season trailer and I need that second emote. the one that looks like Loki's awakening in persona 5. for merely jokes)
Magpie: You alright with crusty seans?

Go into the resturant and eat some good food.

Big Man: Ay... (I cant, I got fangirls chasing me)

Turn into a full on octopus

Have fun figuring out why ink does not work

Big Man: *turns into Phantamanta but also not Phantamanta)

What

He turned into a mario sunshine boss to swim away lmao

WD: Huh, next time, just stick to small spaces buddy!

Big Man: Ay! (Thanks for the tip, but I dunno how to escape these fangirls...)

WD: You can swim, right?

Big Man: Ay! (Yes!)

WD: Then swim.

Big Man: Ay... Ay! (Uhm... Okay!)
*Big Man would turn into something like that one Mario Sunshine boss and swim away from the fangirls*

WD: Works, every, time.

Big Man: Ay! (Thank you, sir!)

WD: Anytime.