LTC Michael "Wild Mike" Crowley is the name given to the creature by humans. It is unknown when it was born but it was before the founding of the Roman Empire. Writings of the creature was found dating back to the time the Roman Empire was founded. Some ancient religious believed that a dancing creature will come to them and dance and that when it danced they will be taken to the afterlife. There has been many sittings of the creature. When it was seen it was not good. He was seen with Adof Hitler in WW2. They were such good friends that Wild Mike got to control the front lines of some battles in the war. Wild Mike committed warcrime after warcrime, burning down orphanages, crusading the North Pole, and raping his solders. However, the government finally took notice when he ate the assassin in the Grassy Knoll hotel on November 22, 1963, only to then pick up his gun and ram it directly through JFK's forehead, killing him. In order to stop him from doing any more crimes, the government lured him with a piece of leftover floor bacon into a crate. The crate was then buried underground, turning the area into an ancient burial ground and severely lowering the price. When the area was bought by a psychic magician, he took great care to ensure Mike never escaped as he built the location into a farm. In the current day, the farm is now owned by The Farmer, the magician's descendant. Lacking his father’s knowledge of magicks or psionics, or even the technologics knowledge he picked up on the way, the Farmer had no idea what lied underneath his own home. Eventually, Mike managed to escape to the surface, although he remains fundamentally linked to the crate, unable to escape it unless his unholy powers are needed. Which they are, because some weird animals keep partying and failing to know what powers they meddle with. Wild Mike found a way to move his crate. When he found out how to move he went to Afghanistan and spent time fighting the Russian army in the 70s and 80s due to him brainwashing the leaders by dancing, before having created a terrorist organization in the 1990s due to anger to the US occupation of the Holy Lands. In 1997 he declared Jihad against the USA on CNN and tried once in 1999 to attack the World Trade Center with a truck based VBIED before finally succeeding on September 11th 2001, with a plane, in the event we all know as 9/11. Wild Mike, well known for the attack, is operating under the alias Saif Al-Adel, and is currently the most wanted te
