First, I smoke a joint. Then I take off my backpack and pull out my homework. I feed it to the...dog thing and befriend it. Then I talk to Jesus Christ. He tells me to find master Yoda. I take my new friend and find him. He teaches us the force and we go to the death star but OH NOES!! the doom slayer is there. We take him out and then I wake up from the affects of the joint and realize it was a normal wolf who's luckily still eating my homework. I run away and tell my teacher about the events.