im so good at pickup lines

But in a domestic violence way no in a kinky way

this is sad to read

are you oxygen cuz i can't live without you

SLOW DOWN HOLY SHIT

are you lingo? Because, I think we can be a good duo.

STOP OMG

Are you Irish? Because Irish you were mine

NO

the difference between history and you is that history is the past and you're my future

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