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guys ik you might think this post is funny but PLEASE don't start spamming my dms with pickup lines like im gonna post you too

guys ik you might think this post is funny but PLEASE don't start spamming my dms with pickup lines like im gonna post you too | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
293 views • 6 upvotes • Made by anonymously.deleted 2 years ago in MS_memer_group
162 Comments
AngelBornInHell
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
are you my ps4 controller cuz i wanna smash you against a wall
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
NOW T H A T S GOOD
AngelBornInHell
1 up, 2y,
4 replies
not in a sexual way

i just abuse women
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y
i know
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y
I know you meant it that way
-.peanutbutter.-
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Sexual abuse:
AngelBornInHell
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
smiling black guy in suit | image tagged in smiling black guy in suit | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Rape:
-.peanutbutter.-
0 ups, 2y
True
.floor.
0 ups, 2y
Screenshoted. Imma gonna do the thing
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Are you a rat? Because you look like you carry the plague 😏
anonymously.deleted
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
and your babies😼- /j/j/j/j/j/j//jj/j/j/j
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Lmfao
anonymously.deleted
1 up, 2y
lmao
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
If you were an angle, you would be an acute.
BadlyDrawnAxolotl
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
while you would be obtuse
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y
LMAO
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
i heard that one so many times even i once used that
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I f**king hate my friend.
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
lol
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Are you a toaster? Because I am looking for something to take a bath with tonight.
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
LMAOAOO
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Ow! I just bit my lip. Can you kiss it and make it better? /j
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
bro is rizzly
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
4 replies
I’m no cashier but you got a couple things on you I’d like to check out!
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
LMAO
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
Are you good at algebra? Because you could replace my ex without asking Y!
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
why
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
F**K YOU
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
LMAOOOOO
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y
what
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
/j
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
are u a cat bc i wanna stick u in a blender 🥺
anonymously.deleted
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
idk what to say about this one
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
lmao
anonymously.deleted
1 up, 2y
lol
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
and turn it on while seeing your organs spew out while you're alive and crying for help
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
woo
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
are you a toilet because you're full of SHIT.
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
SMOOOTH
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
are you dough because I wanna pound you and eat you up
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
LMAOOOO
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
are you a pencil sharpener because I wanna sharpen my pencil in you
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
that sounds like it hurts
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
nah but even the keyboard thinks u and i should be together
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
MY JAW DROPPED AT THAT ONE
[deleted]
1 up, 2y,
7 replies
i mean.. if you were on a scale from 1 to 10, you'd be a 9 because I'm the 1 you need
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
where did you get these from 😳😳
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
the rest of the pick up lines are taken, so I'll just take you
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
bro your rizz is actually insane what
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
Y'know, at my local restaurant, menu has "me" n "u"
-.peanutbutter.-
0 ups, 2y
Shit man you prolly got a whole book on these
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
instead of a ratio school you need a rizz school
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
speakin about school.. there's a bunch of numbers, 2, 3, 4, 5, but you're the only 1 I need.
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
OMG
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
Is your real name april? Because, I'm truly a fool for you
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
im not gonna get all satirically sus with you but bro you actually probably the smoothest guy here
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
no pen, no paper, but you're still drawing my attention.
anonymously.deleted
0 ups, 2y
LMAO
-.peanutbutter.-
0 ups, 2y
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