guys ik you might think this post is funny but PLEASE don't start spamming my dms with pickup lines like im gonna post you too

300 views • 6 upvotes • Made by anonymous 3 years ago in MS_memer_group
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nyyxx
3 ups, 3y, 1 reply
are you my ps4 controller cuz i wanna smash you against a wall
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0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
NOW T H A T S GOOD
nyyxx
1 up, 3y, 4 replies
not in a sexual way



i just abuse women
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0 ups, 3y
i know
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0 ups, 3y
I know you meant it that way
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0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
nyyxx
1 up, 3y
Rape:
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0 ups, 3y
Screenshoted. Imma gonna do the thing
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2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Are you a rat? Because you look like you carry the plague 😏
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1 up, 3y, 1 reply
and your babies😼- /j/j/j/j/j/j//jj/j/j/j
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Lmfao
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1 up, 3y
lmao
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
If you were an angle, you would be an acute.
BadlyDrawnAxolotl
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
while you would be obtuse
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0 ups, 3y
LMAO
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
i heard that one so many times even i once used that
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
I f**king hate my friend.
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 2 replies
lol
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Are you a toaster? Because I am looking for something to take a bath with tonight.
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
LMAOAOO
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Ow! I just bit my lip. Can you kiss it and make it better? /j
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
bro is rizzly
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y, 4 replies
I’m no cashier but you got a couple things on you I’d like to check out!
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
LMAO
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
Are you good at algebra? Because you could replace my ex without asking Y!
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
why
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
F**K YOU
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
LMAOOOOO
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
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0 ups, 3y
what
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
/j
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
are u a cat bc i wanna stick u in a blender 🥺
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
idk what to say about this one
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1 up, 3y, 1 reply
lmao
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1 up, 3y
lol
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
and turn it on while seeing your organs spew out while you're alive and crying for help
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
woo
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
are you a toilet because you're full of SHIT.
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
SMOOOTH
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
are you dough because I wanna pound you and eat you up
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
LMAOOOO
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
are you a pencil sharpener because I wanna sharpen my pencil in you
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
that sounds like it hurts
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
nah but even the keyboard thinks u and i should be together
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0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
MY JAW DROPPED AT THAT ONE
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 6 replies
i mean.. if you were on a scale from 1 to 10, you'd be a 9 because I'm the 1 you need
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
where did you get these from 😳😳
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1 up, 3y
the rest of the pick up lines are taken, so I'll just take you
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
bro your rizz is actually insane what
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
Y'know, at my local restaurant, menu has "me" n "u"
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
instead of a ratio school you need a rizz school
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
speakin about school.. there's a bunch of numbers, 2, 3, 4, 5, but you're the only 1 I need.
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
OMG
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1 up, 3y
Is your real name april? Because, I'm truly a fool for you
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0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
im not gonna get all satirically sus with you but bro you actually probably the smoothest guy here
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1 up, 3y
no pen, no paper, but you're still drawing my attention.
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0 ups, 3y
LMAO
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