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Relatable

Yes

based

relatable

based

based on facts and logical reasoning

makes sense.

yes

bro

deception

what? bro I saw tits I mean it I swear

incorrect

no im right I swear
if im wrong you select a random thing that I will have to masturbate to

alright

please tell me im wro-
right
please tell me im right

nope.

DUDE YOU WERE FOLLOWING IT A MINUTE AGO I SWEAR
AM I GOING CRAZY

take you schizophrenia meds

bro i swear
i saw it bro
i know what I saw

bro

you follow hornystream???

no.

mf it was just in your list I swear i saw it 10 seconds ago

That isn't something to joke about.

Okay, I will get help.

Yes, I am completely aware of that, but what proof can I give?

If you did attempt and authorities found out you would have some sort of record for a hospital and/or therapy somewhere?

Nope. Authorities don't know.

Maybe you should get help if youare suicidal

No one is laughing. Please see the error of your ways.

If I'm going to be honest. I don't really belive you everybody says that their either suicidal or committed attempts

Yeah, but I mean, can I really give proof? Dickhead 14 year olds make shit like that up all the time for attention. Not like I would record myself committing suicide to upload to youtube or something.

I don't even know your age so for all I know you could be one of those 14 year olds

Please, stop laughing.

Suicide is literally not a thing to joke around with. I've been going through some shit and I've been contemplating suicide alot recently but I've slowly been recovering, and I've attempted a few times in the past. If I'm being honest idc if you call me a snowflake but that comment saying "kys" made me sick to my stomach. In all honesty, telling me to kill myself just makes you an asshole.

Not cool at all.

Dude, this isn't something to joke about.

wait did i just speechbubble myself

that first part-

am i wrong?

yup

what do you have for me
since i said if I was wrong I masturbated to whatever you sent me
i am waiting

alright

alright, send it.

you have to fap to nerd emoji r34

aight i'm down for that thats an easy one thank you

yup

alright show me watcha got