little did ernie know that bert had used the phrase in minecraft at the end of a sentence to get him off the fbi's back so he could start his own kkk organization
Big bird was astonished to find out that when rewatching the footage, Ernie mumbled under his breath that Bert had planned to assassinate ernie in order to take control of the Soviet union
big bird was executed by electric chair while being burned like a witch and getting shot by a firing squad-elmo secretly wanted ernie's info on the u.s. government
Elmo formulated a plot to lead an army of chimpanzees through the white house and storm the presidents office, demanding information on where Abby Cadabby was
"Wow Ernie, this house is awesome! But why do you have so many dogs?"; "I breed hundreds of them in my underground puppy mill, where I sell them at the highest bidder in exchange for blackjacks and hookers"; "Yoooo that's sick!"
