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man yall weird asf

Ah, salutations, salutations! Long have I been in search for a post such as thine! Merrily do I have the chance to test mine skillful wind! Truly thy speech is befitting of a king, it must be said. Thine attitude, thine very soul gushes with confident passion... and thine looks befit even greater! Ah, to serve under the watchful embrace of authority such as thineself's. A handsomeness beyond any villainous rogue, and a skillful, silver tongue beyond that of any emperor...

Got damn 1000000000%

barbeque bacon burger

0%

>:(

I perfer blt

So you free ill make you smile and moan the way you know~

40%

its gona be 100 after it goes 18 inches up your ass~

0% that kinda language is a turn off

Really? that usually turns me on

i might be bi but im a top

ok

aint i your girlfriend?

okay how bout pins to wall* hm? new victim?

80%

heh i guess we have a new victim for somthing very~ very~ tasty~

quit while your ahead

okayyy

heh i knew it i can always make my boyfriend blush

thats a blank image

i know

Hay baby~

20%

Is that so? I think you will be a full 100% when we have sex~ *winks&

that would get you a 60%

Well then~ *i knock him down and gets ontop* hmmm I wonder what I will do...~

you know the rules

I know

also there is no universe where you could pin me

Like I believe that

f**k round and find out

Oh. Oh. O- shiver me timbers I'm scared

ur so hot

thanks 20%

Ara ara~

60%

Gawd dyum

anime waifu logic

I am not a anime waifu XD

ik but it made me picture one

I- O\\\O

quiet you

*seductive femboy noises*

you cheated you know thats my weakness

:3

100%

Yissss