WELCOME TO THE FOXY500 SHOW; AND HERE'S YOUR HOST; FOXY500; Hello and welcome to the foxy500 show. First, we have to show a picture of trash:; Kion=trash. Now, we have to show you sick trash; That's sick trash. Now for some jokes: Can February march? No, but April may! Get it? Now another one: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up! Get it? Now another one: What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt! Get it? Now another one: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! Get it? Now another one: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Get it? Now, let's show a picture of sleeping trash:; Now for a very funny pun: I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, but then it hit me! Get it? Now another one: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Get it? TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW; FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA; Now another one: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing! Get it? Ok, I think it's time to go. Goodbye, see you next time.