Help me, I want it to be epic! Also, any tips for the crutch?

for the crotch you just get two ping pong balls put them in a sock and connect them to a hot dog and bingo bango free p**is or you could just go to the dark web and buy a new one or buy a d**do off of the hub. for the voice talk like batman thats how we talk now adays

Thanks for the suggestions, and being the only person to give me any, but also never gonna happen.
However, I will do the Batman thing!

the p**is part was a joke btw

Yeah, I figured.

also for the batman impression i would do the original batman voice (adam west)

Got it! Thanks for letting me know!

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idk

Ok. Again, thanks for being the only person to give me any advice whatsoever and have a good day!

you too