ill answer honestly also i made this a temp

i am 14 years old and lonley

23%

Are you a light bulb? Because without you my life is dark and confusing.

37%

Are you a gardener? Because I want you to "plant" your "seed" in my "backyard" ;)

55%

Can you create a fluid for the Cool University of Mexico acronym? because I want you to inject your CUM inside me ;) ^w^

0%

:( [will keep trying until I get 70% or higher]
I think you're a train, because I can picture myself riding you.

1%

The sunshine in your eyes is so bright, I almost had to look away from your beautiful face.

31%

Are you any song from Freddie Dredd? Because in my opinion, you're a masterpiece that I never get tired of experiencing.

2%

yo yo yo prefiero arrancarme los sesos y

colocarme en medio de una autopista usándolos como cuerda de saltar a seguir viviendo aquí

Are you the gd mini ship? Because you are way too hard and I've seen enough of you today.

Querido BadlyDrawnAxolotl: Sé que apenas nos conocemos, pero aun así te encuentro hermoso y creo que tienes una personalidad perfecta. Encuentro todos tus memes divertidos y he soñado con que estemos juntos. Te amo más de lo que puedes imaginar y significas el mundo para mí. Por favor, tengamos una relación. ¿Al menos, amigos? No me importa si al menos podemos ser amigos. Te amo tanto y quiero ser tu amigo tanto. Por favor.

Do the thug shaker

1%

are you an electric chair? because I want to be in you

/j

70%

You look like my PlayStation controller cuz I wanna smash you against the wall

45%

“You’re” and “your” are really different because I’m yours and you’re mine

55%

you still made be blush though

Mr Beast

8%

Walter white

2%

Jesse Pinkman

1%

They say nothing lasts forever
Can you be my nothing

65%

lemon car

37%

honestly tho. I deadass hate math. it's always about the x's and the y's but never about u and I

81%

how are you so good at flirting

idk, I occasionally steal them from my friends. but I can steal yo heart

ok

Thats been on the internet for years

bru what

it has been

damn

oof

tryna see if they work

ok, isnt he a guy tho?

idk. I just wanted to see if they sounded cheesy

ok